It'll be Thanksgiving soon. What are you most thankful for this year?
I AM THANKFUL FOR MY LOVELY AND SUPPORTIVE FAMILY. I AM THANKFUL FOR A SELECT NUMBER OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. I AM THANKFUL FOR HAVING AN EXTREMELY CHEAP ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT IN BUSHWICK. I AM THANKFUL FOR TWITTER. I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL THE WEIRD PEOPLE WHO TALK TO ME ONLINE EVERY DAY. I AM HUMBLED THAT I GET TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANT FOR A LIVING.
What's your favorite Thanksgiving movie?
I DON'T HAVE ONE I AM SORRY. I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A THANKSGIVING MOVIE. OH, I REMEMBER I SAW SOME INDIE FLICK WITH KATIE HOLMES YEARS AGO AND SHE PLAYED AN EDGY NYC GIRL—SHE HAD RED HAIR—SO I GUESS I'D SAY THAT BECAUSE I AM ALSO AN EDGY NYC GIRL.
What can people expect from your reading?
I HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT I'M READING YET, SO IDK. FUNNY? DEVASTATING? WHO KNOWS?????? DEFINITELY WEIRD.